A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!
This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'. ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry? Send this to 5 People and the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
> > [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
> >> > [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> >> > [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> >> > [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> >> > [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> >> > So far: 3
> > [x]You have ran into a tree.
> >> > [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
> >> > [] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> >> > [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> >> > [x] You just tried to sing them
> >> >> > So far: 6
> >> > [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> >> > [] You have choked on your own spit.
> >> > [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> >> > [] Your hair is blonde.
> >> > []People have called you slow
> >> > So far: 7
> >> >> > [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
> >> > [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
> > .> > [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
> >> > [x] You've fallen asleep in class
> >> > [x] If someone says 'fart' you laugh
> >> > So far: 11
> > [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> >> > [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> >> > [x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you (I have never noticed)
> >> > [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
> > [] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> >> > So far: 15
> > [x]You have eaten a bug.
> >> > [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
> >> > [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
> > [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
> >> > So far: 19
> > [x] when you like someone, you ramble on and on and sometimes twist your words around so they dont make sense anymore.
> >> >> > [x] You sometimes foward emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
> >> > [x] You break a lot of things.
> >> > So far:22
> >> > [] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
> >> > [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> >> > [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> >> > So far: 24
> >> > [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
> >> > [x] The word 'uhhhh' is used many times a day.
> >> > So far: Respost as 'I've done 26 (how many x's you marked) out of 36 stupid things''
> >> > [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> >> > [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> >> > [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> >> > [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> >> > So far: 3
> > [x]You have ran into a tree.
> >> > [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
> >> > [] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> >> > [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> >> > [x] You just tried to sing them
> >> >> > So far: 6
> >> > [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> >> > [] You have choked on your own spit.
> >> > [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> >> > [] Your hair is blonde.
> >> > []People have called you slow
> >> > So far: 7
> >> >> > [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
> >> > [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
> > .> > [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
> >> > [x] You've fallen asleep in class
> >> > [x] If someone says 'fart' you laugh
> >> > So far: 11
> > [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> >> > [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> >> > [x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you (I have never noticed)
> >> > [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
> > [] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> >> > So far: 15
> > [x]You have eaten a bug.
> >> > [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
> >> > [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
> > [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
> >> > So far: 19
> > [x] when you like someone, you ramble on and on and sometimes twist your words around so they dont make sense anymore.
> >> >> > [x] You sometimes foward emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
> >> > [x] You break a lot of things.
> >> > So far:22
> >> > [] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
> >> > [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> >> > [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> >> > So far: 24
> >> > [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
> >> > [x] The word 'uhhhh' is used many times a day.
> >> > So far: Respost as 'I've done 26 (how many x's you marked) out of 36 stupid things''
What not to say to a cop.
Air Force Test<-------- This airforce test is fun
This is great ! Watch what happens after you send it on!
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'
This is great ! Watch what happens after you send it on!
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'
Monday, September 22, 2008
Stray Cat
I found a stray cat and asked to have it and my step dad said yes. We named her bonita. We had her for 2 years then she had 4 babys and we had to give them all away. we gave one of the kittens to my grandpa. Bonita died after awhile so our grandpa gave us his kitten back. He was a tom cat. (FAT.) we moved to Santaquin. We couldn't think of a good name for the kitten so we called it Kitty. We had him for 2 years. He mated with a stray cat and Kitty died the same day the stray cat had babies. I feed the stray cat because she didn't leave the spot she laid because she wanted to stay by her kittens. I named the her Becka.Later when the kittens were old enough to live alone i asked to have one of the stray kittens and my parents let me. The picture right there is the kitten we got. Her name is bobo. She grew up and bobo had babies with a stray boy cat. we gave away all of the kittens execpt one. So now we have this cat that is in the picture and a white kitten.
THE MAGIC DEMON SNAKE
One day I was playing a video game with my sister Samantha and my cousin Ibby. Sammy was 16 and Ibby and I were 13. My name is Mike. The game was called Demon snake crush. We crushed snakes that flew and slithered at us. We were seeing who could kill the most little and medium sized snakes and who could try to get to the large demon snake and slay it with our chain saw, shotgun, pistol, or flamethrower. We got to use two weapons at a time and the other two went small and went in our pockets. We got to do combos and had to find a master key to open the master door to get to the master.
I was first to find the key, and then they all found the key. I found the door first and opened it. It was a big hole to slide down. Ibby and Sammy was screen looking so they found me. Right when we went down the hole, something weird happened - we were in the game. We weren’t sitting on the couch controlling a fake person with a paddle. We were in the game. We were sliding down a tube; huge blades were slashing back and forth through the tube almost killing us. Big wheels were rolling down the tube almost smashing us, and all kinds of things almost killing us. “What’s happening?” cried Ibby. “I don’t know, but if we survive going down this we’ll be lucky.” I said. “Are we dead yet,” said Sam, then fainted. “How are we supposed to get out of this game and get back to real life.” complained Ibby. “How am I supposed to know?” “It’s your game and you’re the game freak.” Ibby said. Maybe when we beat the Master we will come back out of the game.” I finally saw some light at the bottom and got out my flamethrower. Get ready. “Cool, we get to use a real flamethrower,” I said. Ibby got his out and woke Sam up. We were about to get out of the tube, and we were ready for the huge snake. We got out and we turned on the flamethrower. Frooooooooooooooo. When all the smoke disappeared, a lady came up to us and said to have some cupcakes and she stuffed some cupcakes in our mouths. I started forgetting that this was a game and thought it was real life. Can I have another cupcake said Ibby. “There’s lots over there. Said the lady and pointed to a lot of food. Sammy and Ibby went running there and ate lots. I thought something was weird. There was every type of food. I went to a place where you can kick balls up this ramp and shoot hoops with the basketball. It was 50 cents to play. I didn’t have any money; I just notice that I was in a dream. I tried waking up, but I couldn’t. I thought I should just have fun. But one thing, I still didn’t remember I was in the game. I imagined a lot of money in my hand, and it popped there. A man that was working there saw me and said code red. There’s a kid that knows about this place and he got his gun out and shot a piece of candy in my mouth. I started to forget everything, even that I was in a dream and he kicked me out. I saw Ibby and Sam. It looks like they didn’t know themselves. At least they still knew me. I caught up with them. We saw a man running into a room, he had a green face. We wanted to find out why he was green. We went in the door before it closed and locked. We followed him down the hall. He went in to a door. We went to the window and saw a big factory. We saw the man, but he wasn’t a man anymore he was a snake. We saw him shred his skin and he was a man again. He threw he skin into the factory and out came food. “Yuk” we said. On the left side there was a big whole and a huge snake was there in the big rock. He was as big as a house. His head was bigger then all three of us put together. We all started to remember that this was a game. I still didn’t remember that this was a dream. “Is that the snake we need to slay.” Said Ibby “If not we are going to stay in this dream forever,” said Sammy. I looked at them and said of course that’s the snake. Now, lets go take that snake down to the ground. The man that shredded his skin was coming back. “Hide.” said Sammy I said “No, if were going to destroy this huge snake, Why not just destroy this little one.” I started my chain saw and got out my shotgun. “Watch and learn.” The man came out and I jumped in the air, chain sawed him, turned around, put the shotgun over my shoulder and shot off his head, and green blood went everywhere. That’s how you do it I said. We went in the factory, went to the left and watched the snake sleep. I told them the plan. “Sammy you stay up here and shoot the snake with you shotgun and my shotgun. Ibby, you get your flamethrower and Sammy’s flamethrower and Sneak down at the bottom and burn the tail. I will get my chainsaw and my flamethrower and go for its head.” So we went and did our part, Ibby burn the tail and the snake woke up. Sammy was shooting the eyes, and I was on the head. The snake went to bite Ibby, but it couldn’t see because Sammy was shooting the eyes.
I went in for the kill; I started my flamethrower and my chainsaw. The snake heard so it shocks me with its head. “Whooo, I didn’t know it could do that.” I fell and caught a peace of the rock. I dropped my Flamethrower and it landed on the snake. It burned the snake. The snake broke out of the rock. I jump on it and started sawing it with my chainsaw. It fell to the ground. It went for Ibby, snap it bit the rock and Ibby’s flamethrowers went flying. He started running he got out his pistol. He shoot it’s eye and the snake fell to the ground and stay down. I got to its head and cut it off. We automatically popped out of the game. “Looks like I won,” Said Ibby.
“You didn’t win,” I said.
“I made it fall to the ground,” said Ibby.
“No you win if you cut the head off, which I did.”
“We all won,” said Sam.
“Ok.” We all agreed.
“Lets play another game,” said Ibby.
I was first to find the key, and then they all found the key. I found the door first and opened it. It was a big hole to slide down. Ibby and Sammy was screen looking so they found me. Right when we went down the hole, something weird happened - we were in the game. We weren’t sitting on the couch controlling a fake person with a paddle. We were in the game. We were sliding down a tube; huge blades were slashing back and forth through the tube almost killing us. Big wheels were rolling down the tube almost smashing us, and all kinds of things almost killing us. “What’s happening?” cried Ibby. “I don’t know, but if we survive going down this we’ll be lucky.” I said. “Are we dead yet,” said Sam, then fainted. “How are we supposed to get out of this game and get back to real life.” complained Ibby. “How am I supposed to know?” “It’s your game and you’re the game freak.” Ibby said. Maybe when we beat the Master we will come back out of the game.” I finally saw some light at the bottom and got out my flamethrower. Get ready. “Cool, we get to use a real flamethrower,” I said. Ibby got his out and woke Sam up. We were about to get out of the tube, and we were ready for the huge snake. We got out and we turned on the flamethrower. Frooooooooooooooo. When all the smoke disappeared, a lady came up to us and said to have some cupcakes and she stuffed some cupcakes in our mouths. I started forgetting that this was a game and thought it was real life. Can I have another cupcake said Ibby. “There’s lots over there. Said the lady and pointed to a lot of food. Sammy and Ibby went running there and ate lots. I thought something was weird. There was every type of food. I went to a place where you can kick balls up this ramp and shoot hoops with the basketball. It was 50 cents to play. I didn’t have any money; I just notice that I was in a dream. I tried waking up, but I couldn’t. I thought I should just have fun. But one thing, I still didn’t remember I was in the game. I imagined a lot of money in my hand, and it popped there. A man that was working there saw me and said code red. There’s a kid that knows about this place and he got his gun out and shot a piece of candy in my mouth. I started to forget everything, even that I was in a dream and he kicked me out. I saw Ibby and Sam. It looks like they didn’t know themselves. At least they still knew me. I caught up with them. We saw a man running into a room, he had a green face. We wanted to find out why he was green. We went in the door before it closed and locked. We followed him down the hall. He went in to a door. We went to the window and saw a big factory. We saw the man, but he wasn’t a man anymore he was a snake. We saw him shred his skin and he was a man again. He threw he skin into the factory and out came food. “Yuk” we said. On the left side there was a big whole and a huge snake was there in the big rock. He was as big as a house. His head was bigger then all three of us put together. We all started to remember that this was a game. I still didn’t remember that this was a dream. “Is that the snake we need to slay.” Said Ibby “If not we are going to stay in this dream forever,” said Sammy. I looked at them and said of course that’s the snake. Now, lets go take that snake down to the ground. The man that shredded his skin was coming back. “Hide.” said Sammy I said “No, if were going to destroy this huge snake, Why not just destroy this little one.” I started my chain saw and got out my shotgun. “Watch and learn.” The man came out and I jumped in the air, chain sawed him, turned around, put the shotgun over my shoulder and shot off his head, and green blood went everywhere. That’s how you do it I said. We went in the factory, went to the left and watched the snake sleep. I told them the plan. “Sammy you stay up here and shoot the snake with you shotgun and my shotgun. Ibby, you get your flamethrower and Sammy’s flamethrower and Sneak down at the bottom and burn the tail. I will get my chainsaw and my flamethrower and go for its head.” So we went and did our part, Ibby burn the tail and the snake woke up. Sammy was shooting the eyes, and I was on the head. The snake went to bite Ibby, but it couldn’t see because Sammy was shooting the eyes.
I went in for the kill; I started my flamethrower and my chainsaw. The snake heard so it shocks me with its head. “Whooo, I didn’t know it could do that.” I fell and caught a peace of the rock. I dropped my Flamethrower and it landed on the snake. It burned the snake. The snake broke out of the rock. I jump on it and started sawing it with my chainsaw. It fell to the ground. It went for Ibby, snap it bit the rock and Ibby’s flamethrowers went flying. He started running he got out his pistol. He shoot it’s eye and the snake fell to the ground and stay down. I got to its head and cut it off. We automatically popped out of the game. “Looks like I won,” Said Ibby.
“You didn’t win,” I said.
“I made it fall to the ground,” said Ibby.
“No you win if you cut the head off, which I did.”
“We all won,” said Sam.
“Ok.” We all agreed.
“Lets play another game,” said Ibby.
THE DRAGON SLAYER
The king of Aurora had letters sent to every man in the Kingdom of Aurora that said,
Who ever finds the dragon and slays it and brings my daughter home will be awarded one hundred pounds of gold. If thou might die your family will get ten pounds of gold. If thou would like to do this please come to my Kingdom tomorrow at 8:oo a.m.
Sincerely,
Your King
John decided that he would like to save the princess. His friends said not to go, but he said, “No, I am going.” So John got his horse out of the stable and went to the kingdom the next day at 8:00 a.m. When he got there, there were 200 men there. They were all saying ‘goodbye’ to their wives and children.
John had black hair and brown eyes. He was not married and did not have children. He was a farmer and grew potatoes, onions, peppers, lettuce, pumpkins, cantaloupe and tomatoes. He sold most of it to make money and left some for himself to eat. He worked all day long and he left some time to go and ride his horse sometimes.
When everyone got to the castle, the king of Aurora announced, “You may now go and find the dragon, slay it, then save my daughter and bring her home. Bring lots of food and water. This may be a month long journey.” All the men got onto their horses or donkeys and then they were off.
Everyone started off running except for John. He started trotting. He stopped by the black smith to get some armor, swords, daggers, a bow and some arrows. The black smith asked John, “What would you do with the money if you win?”
“I will not take the money,” said John. Then he left the black smith shop. John entered a cold and deadly forest. While he was on the path in the forest, he saw many dead bodies. Then John heard something in the bushes moving. John pulled out his sword and all of a sudden an ugly looking wolf jumped on top of him. The sword dropped on the ground, the wolf bit John’s leg, and pulled him off his horse. John grabbed his dagger, stabbed the wolf in the back. The wolf ran over to the side and John did not dare pass him. So he pulled his bow and arrows and shot it. John went over and he got his sword, arrows and dagger back. He did not have many arrows, because he was a poor man.
It took John a month to get out of the forest. When he got out of the forest, he found the dragon. He slew it and found the princess. Then he brought her back to the castle. The king said, “Here is your 100 pounds of gold.”
“I don’t want it.” John said. Then he went back to his farm and lived happily ever after.
THE END
Who ever finds the dragon and slays it and brings my daughter home will be awarded one hundred pounds of gold. If thou might die your family will get ten pounds of gold. If thou would like to do this please come to my Kingdom tomorrow at 8:oo a.m.
Sincerely,
Your King
John decided that he would like to save the princess. His friends said not to go, but he said, “No, I am going.” So John got his horse out of the stable and went to the kingdom the next day at 8:00 a.m. When he got there, there were 200 men there. They were all saying ‘goodbye’ to their wives and children.
John had black hair and brown eyes. He was not married and did not have children. He was a farmer and grew potatoes, onions, peppers, lettuce, pumpkins, cantaloupe and tomatoes. He sold most of it to make money and left some for himself to eat. He worked all day long and he left some time to go and ride his horse sometimes.
When everyone got to the castle, the king of Aurora announced, “You may now go and find the dragon, slay it, then save my daughter and bring her home. Bring lots of food and water. This may be a month long journey.” All the men got onto their horses or donkeys and then they were off.
Everyone started off running except for John. He started trotting. He stopped by the black smith to get some armor, swords, daggers, a bow and some arrows. The black smith asked John, “What would you do with the money if you win?”
“I will not take the money,” said John. Then he left the black smith shop. John entered a cold and deadly forest. While he was on the path in the forest, he saw many dead bodies. Then John heard something in the bushes moving. John pulled out his sword and all of a sudden an ugly looking wolf jumped on top of him. The sword dropped on the ground, the wolf bit John’s leg, and pulled him off his horse. John grabbed his dagger, stabbed the wolf in the back. The wolf ran over to the side and John did not dare pass him. So he pulled his bow and arrows and shot it. John went over and he got his sword, arrows and dagger back. He did not have many arrows, because he was a poor man.
It took John a month to get out of the forest. When he got out of the forest, he found the dragon. He slew it and found the princess. Then he brought her back to the castle. The king said, “Here is your 100 pounds of gold.”
“I don’t want it.” John said. Then he went back to his farm and lived happily ever after.
THE END
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