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This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'. ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry? Send this to 5 People and the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.

> > [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
> >> > [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
> >> > [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
> >> > [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> >> > [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
> >> > So far: 3
> > [x]You have ran into a tree.
> >> > [] It IS possible to lick your elbow
> >> > [] You just tried to lick your elbow.
> >> > [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
> >> > [x] You just tried to sing them
> >> >> > So far: 6
> >> > [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
> >> > [] You have choked on your own spit.
> >> > [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
> >> > [] Your hair is blonde.
> >> > []People have called you slow
> >> > So far: 7
> >> >> > [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
> >> > [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
> > .> > [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
> >> > [x] You've fallen asleep in class
> >> > [x] If someone says 'fart' you laugh
> >> > So far: 11
> > [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
> >> > [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
> >> > [x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you (I have never noticed)
> >> > [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
> > [] You use your fingers to do simple math.
> >> > So far: 15
> > [x]You have eaten a bug.
> >> > [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
> >> > [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
> > [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
> >> > So far: 19
> > [x] when you like someone, you ramble on and on and sometimes twist your words around so they dont make sense anymore.
> >> >> > [x] You sometimes foward emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
> >> > [x] You break a lot of things.
> >> > So far:22
> >> > [] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
> >> > [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> >> > [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
> >> > So far: 24
> >> > [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
> >> > [x] The word 'uhhhh' is used many times a day.
> >> > So far: Respost as 'I've done 26 (how many x's you marked) out of 36 stupid things''

What not to say to a cop.

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NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'