Monday, September 22, 2008

THE MAGIC DEMON SNAKE

One day I was playing a video game with my sister Samantha and my cousin Ibby. Sammy was 16 and Ibby and I were 13. My name is Mike. The game was called Demon snake crush. We crushed snakes that flew and slithered at us. We were seeing who could kill the most little and medium sized snakes and who could try to get to the large demon snake and slay it with our chain saw, shotgun, pistol, or flamethrower. We got to use two weapons at a time and the other two went small and went in our pockets. We got to do combos and had to find a master key to open the master door to get to the master.
I was first to find the key, and then they all found the key. I found the door first and opened it. It was a big hole to slide down. Ibby and Sammy was screen looking so they found me. Right when we went down the hole, something weird happened - we were in the game. We weren’t sitting on the couch controlling a fake person with a paddle. We were in the game. We were sliding down a tube; huge blades were slashing back and forth through the tube almost killing us. Big wheels were rolling down the tube almost smashing us, and all kinds of things almost killing us. “What’s happening?” cried Ibby. “I don’t know, but if we survive going down this we’ll be lucky.” I said. “Are we dead yet,” said Sam, then fainted. “How are we supposed to get out of this game and get back to real life.” complained Ibby. “How am I supposed to know?” “It’s your game and you’re the game freak.” Ibby said. Maybe when we beat the Master we will come back out of the game.” I finally saw some light at the bottom and got out my flamethrower. Get ready. “Cool, we get to use a real flamethrower,” I said. Ibby got his out and woke Sam up. We were about to get out of the tube, and we were ready for the huge snake. We got out and we turned on the flamethrower. Frooooooooooooooo. When all the smoke disappeared, a lady came up to us and said to have some cupcakes and she stuffed some cupcakes in our mouths. I started forgetting that this was a game and thought it was real life. Can I have another cupcake said Ibby. “There’s lots over there. Said the lady and pointed to a lot of food. Sammy and Ibby went running there and ate lots. I thought something was weird. There was every type of food. I went to a place where you can kick balls up this ramp and shoot hoops with the basketball. It was 50 cents to play. I didn’t have any money; I just notice that I was in a dream. I tried waking up, but I couldn’t. I thought I should just have fun. But one thing, I still didn’t remember I was in the game. I imagined a lot of money in my hand, and it popped there. A man that was working there saw me and said code red. There’s a kid that knows about this place and he got his gun out and shot a piece of candy in my mouth. I started to forget everything, even that I was in a dream and he kicked me out. I saw Ibby and Sam. It looks like they didn’t know themselves. At least they still knew me. I caught up with them. We saw a man running into a room, he had a green face. We wanted to find out why he was green. We went in the door before it closed and locked. We followed him down the hall. He went in to a door. We went to the window and saw a big factory. We saw the man, but he wasn’t a man anymore he was a snake. We saw him shred his skin and he was a man again. He threw he skin into the factory and out came food. “Yuk” we said. On the left side there was a big whole and a huge snake was there in the big rock. He was as big as a house. His head was bigger then all three of us put together. We all started to remember that this was a game. I still didn’t remember that this was a dream. “Is that the snake we need to slay.” Said Ibby “If not we are going to stay in this dream forever,” said Sammy. I looked at them and said of course that’s the snake. Now, lets go take that snake down to the ground. The man that shredded his skin was coming back. “Hide.” said Sammy I said “No, if were going to destroy this huge snake, Why not just destroy this little one.” I started my chain saw and got out my shotgun. “Watch and learn.” The man came out and I jumped in the air, chain sawed him, turned around, put the shotgun over my shoulder and shot off his head, and green blood went everywhere. That’s how you do it I said. We went in the factory, went to the left and watched the snake sleep. I told them the plan. “Sammy you stay up here and shoot the snake with you shotgun and my shotgun. Ibby, you get your flamethrower and Sammy’s flamethrower and Sneak down at the bottom and burn the tail. I will get my chainsaw and my flamethrower and go for its head.” So we went and did our part, Ibby burn the tail and the snake woke up. Sammy was shooting the eyes, and I was on the head. The snake went to bite Ibby, but it couldn’t see because Sammy was shooting the eyes.
I went in for the kill; I started my flamethrower and my chainsaw. The snake heard so it shocks me with its head. “Whooo, I didn’t know it could do that.” I fell and caught a peace of the rock. I dropped my Flamethrower and it landed on the snake. It burned the snake. The snake broke out of the rock. I jump on it and started sawing it with my chainsaw. It fell to the ground. It went for Ibby, snap it bit the rock and Ibby’s flamethrowers went flying. He started running he got out his pistol. He shoot it’s eye and the snake fell to the ground and stay down. I got to its head and cut it off. We automatically popped out of the game. “Looks like I won,” Said Ibby.
“You didn’t win,” I said.
“I made it fall to the ground,” said Ibby.
“No you win if you cut the head off, which I did.”
“We all won,” said Sam.
“Ok.” We all agreed.
“Lets play another game,” said Ibby.

2 comments:

KaceeL7 said...

HA Ha thats funny...
sorry i was reading jordans blog and sow yours so i had to look at it! ~KaCeE!~

Jordan LaBar said...

HAHAHAH yeah Funny!! LOL YOU LIKE EATING CHIPS?? HAHAHA WOW !!! JKJK So yeah you didnt delete it fast enough looks like!!